Pat and Dennis Do That Thing You Do...

Patrick is on his second podcast of the day, and he is all eff'd up on Flonase and adrenaline. In this compromised state, he muses about what listeners can expect if Dennis dies, and he develops a fear of hyper-AIDS…Read more

Patrick Ryan Doesn't Have Gay John This Week...

Patrick and Dennis are re-joined by re-turning guests Aaron Naylor and Miguel Ruiz, and together they re-visit the ol' "Hamburger" routine. They also discuss McDonaldland characters, a holiday tragedy, PBR, animal rape, a political career or two, hot dog boobs…Read more

Patrick Ryan and the Case of the Semen Switcheroo

Patrick, Dennis, and guest Hank Lamlech discuss the strange case of a semen switcheroo, and this somehow leads to talk about conjoined twins and the fascination with how "relations" work when two people share a body. Listen now to share…Read more

Krabby Katie Comes Back...

Katie returns from a long absence to introduce Caleb Gudde, her new partner-in-crime. Listen now to hear about children taking over the world, comedy nights at a local bar, Caleb's man-crush on dudes with long hair, and what might be…Read more

Patrick Ryan Goes Raw!

Patrick and Dennis are joined by Zach Smith and Patrick Moore, and together the group schemes ways to get the attention of potential corporate sponsors. Along the way, they blackmail ADT, deliver some creampie surprises, examine their potential sociopathy, show…Read more

Patrick Ryan Is Just Playin', Bro!

Glenn Bolton, Brad Ellis, and Brannan Murphy join Patrick up in the hizzie fo' shizzie, and this diverse cast of KC comedians get a rittle bit lacist this week. They also discuss sex with single moms, butt stuff, women's restrooms…Read more

Patrick Ryan Bugs Out!

Spiders, Patton Oswald, racist Batman, ghost stories, the relationship between knowledge of the truth about aliens and rapid aging, and directions to Taco Bell. These are just a few of the ridiculously hilarious topics discussed on episode 9 (or is…Read more

Patrick Ryan's Got Skills!

Patrick, Dennis, and returning guest Brad Ellis discuss powcohol, life extension techniques for lifers, the value of oral skills, ice cream trucks, auctioning Pat's brown eye, and so much more. Tune in now to learn some important life skills!