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Hi! We're Fits and Starts Entertainment, but you can call us FASE Media since we're friends and all. We're a brand new independent media label based out of America's heartland, and we have some big things in the works including new music, podcasts, books, live events and more! We want you to be a part of all of the excitement, so please bookmark our site and visit often for updates, downloads, and special promotions.

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Here's What's Happening...

Patrick Ryan Bugs Out! 

Spiders, Patton Oswald, racist Batman, ghost stories, the relationship between knowledge of the truth about aliens and rapid aging, and directions to Taco Bell. These are just a few of the ridiculously hilarious topics discussed on episode 9 (or is it 10?) of "The Patrick Ryan Show". Tune in now to hear Patrick, Dennis, and guest Adam Maxwell talk funny and "smoke like detectives" (whatever that means)!

Brett Schmidt Hates on The Patrick Ryan Show! 

Comedian Brett Schmidt joins Patrick and Dennis to help spread all kinds of hate. There's Jeff Dunham hate, reality television hate, current event hate, kilt hate, stalker hate, and even some hate for embarrassing sexual experiences. But the guys do manage to show just a little bit of love on this otherwise rage-filled episode... for a fart. Tune in now to hear it (the show and the fart)!


 

Patrick and Dennis Welcome Brad Ellis to "The Patrick Ryan Show"! 

Patrick and Dennis welcome fellow comedian Brad Ellis to the show, and together they are responsible for breaking pretty much everything. They break their recording equipment. They shatter social conventions. They bruise some poor girl's larynx. They bust the internet wide open. They even crack some jokes. Tune in now to check out the funniest and most offensive episode of this show yet. Or of any show yet.


 

Episode Two of The Patrick Ryan Show Available Now! 

For his second episode, Patrick is joined again by Dennis Chanay, and together they wonder if people ever play drinking games, except with cocaine instead of booze. They also question the merits of polyamory, cursive handwriting, and sex contracts, and they review the results of last episode's bit challenge. This episode is worth about ten thousand Freeman dollars, but you can get it free by listening now!


 

Comedian Patrick Ryan Joins FASE Media! 

FASE Media is proud to welcome a brand new podcast to the FASE Media Podcast Network! Comedian Patrick Ryan brings his distinctive wit and raw humor to a show in which he and fellow stand-up comics shoot the bull about any number of topics with honesty and levity.

In his debut episode, Patrick is joined by his writing partner Dennis Chanay to discuss the show's origin, and to try to determine what the show will be like going forward. And along the way, a one-hour comedy podcast premiere becomes a one-and-a-half-hour laugh riot that will likely be remembered as the moment when the revolution began. Tune in now to listen as Patrick and Dennis kick things off by burning bridges...


 

Larry Duane Does the Grinch! A FASE Media Holiday Tradition! 

47 years ago today (December 18th), Chuck Jones' now-classic animated special based on Dr. Seuss' "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" aired on CBS for the very first time. The Scrooge-ish story of a miserly green meanie who finds the true meaning of Christmas has been a seasonal staple for many ever since, and it is one of ("Not Ready For Radio" host) Larry Duane's favorites. Last year, he recorded his own reading of the Christmas caper and, per tradition, FASE Media is presenting it once again! Hear it here!


 

Katie Rolls Out the Red Carpet! 

Katie welcomes red-carpet reporter Kristyn Burtt to the show for a lively discussion about rubbing elbows with celebrities! As regular listeners know, Katie is rabid for reality television, so she and her guest spend a fair amount of time discussing the secrets of those shows' success. They also dish on the stars of some of Katie's favorite programs, and also other famous figures of stage and screen. Click here to be entertained by talk of entertainment provided by some terrific entertainers!